Polish your shoes. Dust off your ego. Inflate your expectations. The most prestigious night in Barcelona comedy is back — and this year it’s bigger, shinier, sexier, and significantly less corrupt than the real Oscars. Welcome to The Third Annual Clubbies — an awards ceremony honouring excellence, nonsense, chaos, brilliance, breakdowns, backstage legends and deeply unnecessary achievements in the Barcelona Comedy Scene. Think Hollywood glamour... But warmer. Louder. More drunk. Significantly cheaper. THIS YEAR’S THEME: A CLUBHOUSE CHRISTMAS It’s a Christmas Edition, so arrive in your ugliest Christmas jumper, most cursed festive outfit, or sexiest seasonal disgrace. Sequins encouraged. Bad taste applauded. Dignity optional. WELCOME DRINK BY A REAL COCKTAIL PROFESSIONAL We’re rolling out the red carpet properly. A professional cocktail maker will greet you with an absurdly glamorous welcome drink: Your choice between: - An Old Fashioned - A Manhattan Crafted from the finest ingredients, sponsored by Jameson, and built by a genuine cocktail wizard. Designed to emotionally destabilise you before the ceremony even begins. Registration is essential. We need to know how many cocktails to prepare, and we refuse to risk a drink shortage on a night this important. THE AWARDS This year, we’ll present: 10 Official Clubbies The Legendary Ramlow Award (Most Dedicated To Nonsense) And an elegant avalanche of unofficial awards, also known as The Snubbies. EVENING PROGRAMME Arrive from 7pm Walk the cat walk Photo shoot Welcome cocktail Pretend you’re important The official ceremony begins around 8:30–9pm and will run for approximately one hour, followed by a party of questionable elegance. There may be live music. There will be chaos. WHO IS THIS FOR? You should attend if: You are a comedian in Barcelona You come to Clubhouse shows regularly If you do not regularly attend shows at The Clubhouse, you are still absolutely welcome. BUT IT WILL BE WEIRD.